Sep 17, 2008

DVD Review: The Charlie Chan Collection, Volume 5

The Charlie Chan Collection: Volume 5 sadly brings to a close Fox’s epic run of box sets preserving these highly entertaining staples of 30s and 40s theatrical programming. But it does so in style, offering terrific presentation, informative bonus features, and–most crucially–seven top-shelf Charlie Chan adventures. Two of the seven are legitimate spy movies: Charlie Chan In Panama and Murder Over New York.

Charlie Chan In Panama is one of the best movies of the series. It’s action-packed, and heavy on international intrigue. The action includes more gunplay than usual, and even an exciting leap from a second story balcony. That’s serious stunt work for a Chan movie! The feature starts with the disclaimer, “We have brought this film to DVD using the best surviving source material available,” but Fox needn’t have bothered. It looks great, even the copious stock footage of battleships and aircraft carriers on the move, always to the theme of “Anchors Aweigh.”

The movie starts out with lots of setup, introducing us to a plethora of potential suspects and victims, even for a Chan movie. Panama is presented as a mysterious, bustling Casablanca-like tropical oasis of agents and intrigue. There’s good footage of the canal spliced in, as well as lots and lots (and lots) of Panama hats just to hammer home the idea that we’re in Panama. In fact, when we first meet Charlie, he’s working undercover for the U.S. government posing as a purveyor of Panama hats! It’s never explained why a Hawaiian police detective is on assignment overseas for Uncle Sam, but that doesn’t matter. No sooner does Charlie meet his contact than that contact dies, the victim of an ingeniously poisoned cigarette. His murder was no doubt the work of the notorious enemy agent Reiner, and it’s up to Charlie and his ever-present Number Two Son Jimmy (Sen Yung) to uncover which of the many suspects that is, and stop him before he can sabotage the U.S. fleet. Is Reiner the doctor with the suspicious beard who’s been injecting lab rats with bubonic plague? The shady Egyptian with the suspicious fez? The shady club owner with the suspicious accent? Or the beautiful (and shady) ingenue with a mysterious past who’s performing at his venue? Or is it the ubiquitous Kane Richmond, who seems to turn up somewhere in every single Chan movie? Those are but a few of the options.

Jimmy gets to be really effective for once, pitching a heavy urn at a hand with gun and saving his dad’s life with precise accuracy honed on the college baseball team. But no sooner has he enjoyed this moment of heroism than he is set up with the old, “I don’t miss a thing!” line followed immediately by opening a closet and having a dead body fall out. Whether he’s pitching in or providing comic relief, Sen Yung remains a welcome presence in these movies and, in my opinion, a worthy successor to Keye Luke’s Number One Son in the Warner Oland Chan films.

Things culminate in a secret chamber accessed from a tomb through a hidden passageway. It’s a set that could turn up in any Chan movie, not Panama-specific in any way, but it’s still just what we look for in this kind of flick. And as for Panama-specific, did I mention the hats? How much more specific do you want? Charlie Chan In Panama is the place to start in this set, and a great intro to the Chan series in general.

Murder Over New York doesn’t need to be specific, because Charlie Chan has been to New York before (Charlie Chan On Broadway, one of the lost ones). There’s a twist this time, though in that the murder happens over the city! Oh, wait a minute; no there’s not. The murder does, indeed, occur on the ground, and in New York rather than over it. But the title still serves to evoke the movie’s topic: airplanes, specifically bombers–and the sabotage thereof. With war on everyone’s lips, sabotage at aircraft plants and naval yards was surely on everyone’s mind in 1940, and it’s clearly reflected in the entertainment of the era–including in these two Chan pictures.

The movie opens on an airplane, where Charlie runs into an old Scotland Yard detective pal who’s now working for British Intelligence, on the trail of a ruthless saboteur who the script never connects with any specific country. The two part ways at the airport, as Charlie heads off to yet another policemen’s convention to accept another key to another city. Even Jimmy cracks a joke about how many keys to how many cities his dad has accumulated over the years. The Honolulu Police Department must have a limitless budget to send its star detective all over the world so often to collect medals and awards! Anyway, after picking up his latest big brass key, Charlie goes to meet his friend, only to find that the British agent has been murdered. It’s dangerous to be Charlie Chan’s friend; they have a habit of getting bumped off in the first reel.

The NYPD naturally has no problem with letting Charlie run the investigation, and soon he and Jimmy are collecting clues instead of awards. Even though the trappings this time are quite cloak and dagger and political in nature, the structure is very much a classic Chan murder mystery. The killing happened at a party hosted by the owner of an aerospace firm; all the guests are naturally suspects. They include the usual sorts: an actress, a butler, some mysterious foreigners, at least one guy with a mustache, and, of course, Kane Richmond.

In the course of his inquiries, Charlie learns that the saboteur traveled in Britain with a Hindu companion. He shares this information with the New York police captain, who promptly orders his men to “round up all the Hindus in the city.” On seeing the lineup, the surprised captain comments, “I had no idea there were so many Hindus!” (Examine them closely; one is Stooge Shemp Howard!) Things get even more cringe-worthy as Jimmy misidentifies a few of the suspects, complaining that they all look alike, but in a victory for ethnic profiling, they do net the real suspect in their haul.

There are a few good bursts of action (some of it surprisingly violent) amidst Charlie’s sleuthing: Charlie himself gets shot at while investigating a secret lab, and Jimmy gets himself conked on the head. They learn that the saboteur has altered his face; he doesn’t look like any of their suspects, but fingerprints will still identify him... unfortunately, they’re stolen before they have the chance for that, thanks to Jimmy’s head conking.

In a good wartime variation on the usual Charlie Chan/Thin Man “gather all the suspects in the drawing room” ending, Charlie eventually convenes all the suspects at the airfield to go aboard the new bomber. They pile in for their ostensible tour... and then it takes off! The plane starts to dive, a dive that will send a glass orb of deadly gas falling, killing everyone on board. Only Charlie and whoever placed that orb know this. At the last minute the killer reveals himself to prevent his own death... but it’s still not the final villain! He wasn’t working alone... All this adds up to one of the best finales in the series, and it keeps you guessing till the last minute as to the identity of the physically altered saboteur.

The other movies in this set are all equally enjoyable, standard-issue Chan mystery stories, with little spying, but lots of exciting detecting. The atmospheric Castle In the Desert is the most fun. It plays like a Fox version of a Universal horror entry of the period, including the titular castle, filled with all sorts of medieval weapons, poisons, passageways and even living Borgias. Charlie Chan At the Wax Museum (which features a future Bond baddie and a wax dummy of Charlie, used to similar effect as 007's wax dummy in The Man With the Golden Gun) and Dead Men Tell also deserve mention. Charlie Chan In Rio is the slowest, but still worth a watch. Strangely, three of the seven movies included in this set feature solutions that hinge on plastic surgery and facial reconstruction. Were the writers lazy, or was that a big deal at the time?

As usual with these sets, the first thing I did was look for the special features. Previous volumes have offered a wide array of fantastic documentaries on all sorts of fascinating subjects in some way tangential to Chan, thanks to documentarian John Cork. Due to all the extra Chan movies packed into this set (three of the four discs are double features), there is sadly only one documentary this time around, “The Era of Chan.” Luckily, though, it covers a lot of ground–and it’s as good as ever, and a bit longer than past ones at thirty-four minutes. Beware, though, that it does contain spoilers for a few of the movies in the set, so you may not want to watch it first.

“The Era of Chan” serves as a fairly comprehensive overview of the character, paying quick lip service to the Warner Oland films (more coverage would be unnecessary, as they were well covered in previous instalments) and focusing–naturally–on the movies represented in this set, all made in the early Forties, when war seemed inevitable. Cork uses the overview format to seamlessly fit in some good nuggets on the history of Fox that may not have made it into previous documentaries, such as the merger of 20th Century Pictures and Fox, which resulted in Daryl F. Zanuck overseeing the studio’s prestige pictures and Sol Wurtzel shepherding the lower budget ones, such as the Chans. After that, the bulk of the documentary focuses on the films, ultimately providing the same coverage they would have gotten had they had individual featurettes, as previous collections allowed.

Charlie Chan In Panama gets a bit more screentime, which is appropriate as it’s the best of the lot and seems to be generally regarded as such. We learn that it began life as a Mr. Moto picture, but became a Chan when escalating hostilities in the Pacific rendered a Japanese hero no longer viable. The film, more action-packed than the average Chan, belies that origin, and various talking head experts (all of whom have very distinctive hair, oddly enough) tell us that’s largely because of director Norman Foster, imported from the Moto series. The experts also nicely contextualize the story, something that (as with past sets) enhances the viewing experience immeasurably. They cite the strategic importance of Panama, where, apparently, most Americans feared an attack against our fleet would come.

Nearly all the key behind-the-scenes personalities are profiled, most interestingly co-writer Lester Ziffrin, who turns out to have been a real-life spy himself! Ziffrin accompanied Wurtzel on a tour of South America, ostensibly scouting Chan locations... but this featurette reveals a surprising ulterior motive for Ziffrin, who reported to a higher authority than 20th Century Fox in Washington, D.C.

While the movies themselves don’t go in order in the set, the documentary does, covering each one chronologically. As with Cork’s previous Chan documentaries, it proves to be a riveting ethnography of the Hollywood community of the era, all filtered through Charlie Chan. A number of high- and low-profile actors and producers are covered, including Marc Lawrence, the actor who made a career out of playing gangsters owing to his undeniable “gangster face,” familiar to Bond fans from his performances in Diamonds Are Forever and The Man With the Golden Gun. Lawrence portrays the main heavy in Charlie Chan At the Wax Museum, looking younger than I’ve ever seen him, yet still exactly the same.

At the end, “The Era of Chan” rather abruptly sums up the rest of Chan’s screen career, including an aborted pilot starring Number One Son (dropped because ABC “decided they don’t want any ethnic characters in anything”) and a Saturday morning cartoon called The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan. I was certainly intrigued to learn about these Chan incarnations, but a bit perplexed as to why the documentary skipped over the Monogram era (with Toler and Roland Winters) completely. To watch it, you would thank that Sidney Toler never played the role again once the Fox series ended, when in reality he went on to make eleven more movies for Monogram (six of them previously released on DVD by MGM). Whatever the reasons for that omission, it’s still another fine production from Cork & Co., and serves as a perfect companion to the films included in this set.

One final “special feature” that I’d be remiss not to mention (even though it’s not mentioned on the box itself!) is the booklet the collection comes with. Not many DVD releases include booklets at all anymore, and while the Chan ones are brief, they do manage to compile a good amount of facts and trivia, often complementing the featurettes with information not focused on there. I really like that Fox has gone to the trouble of creating these pamphlets for each of their Chan releases.

Ultimately, The Charlie Chan Collection: Volume 5 is a great way to go out, though I’m genuinely saddened that we’ve reached the end of the road with Chan at Fox. The studio has done an amazing job with these releases, treating B-pictures like A-pictures and giving them the respect they deserve, not only with impressive picture restorations, but also with the special features I’ve talked about, even going so far (on previous sets) as to recreate lost Chan features out of stills and surviving elements. I feared that the series would decline rapidly at the end, but all seven of these entries are decent examples of Chan at his best; fans of the series will find nothing to scoff at. I only wish that Fox would go back and give the same treatment to the Toler titles previously released by MGM (since they’re all part of the same catalog)–or better still acquire the unreleased Winters ones–but neither of those possibilities seems likely to happen. So we’re left with a swan song–but a damn good one. If you’re a Chan fan, you’ll definitely need this set to compete your collection. And if you’re not yet, Charlie Chan In Panama is a good place for a spy aficionado to begin.
Tradecraft: Osterman Redux

Hollywood's posthumous love affair with Robert Ludlum continues! Today's Hollywood Reporter has an article about Mr. & Mrs. Smith scribe Simon Kinberg's new archaeological adventure project with Nicole Kidman attached, The Eighth Wonder. According to the trade, that project aims "to create a movie that will be to Raiders of the Lost Ark what the Bourne movies are to James Bond movies," which sounds tantalizing in itself. But buried in the back of the story is the passing mention that Kinberg "also is working on a new adaptation of [Ludlum's] The Osterman Weekend for Summit [Entertainment]." Some Googling turns up a Variety story I missed in May of last year, which reveals that Kinberg will also direct the new adaptation. There's no way of knowing if that's still the plan sixteen months later, but the mention in today's Reporter at least indicates that the project is still alive. Ludlum's novel follows a reporter, John Tanner, who's co-opted by the CIA into spying on his fellow guests at a weekend getaway with friends, some of whom are are apparently enemy agents. Sam Peckinpah adapted the novel to screen in 1983, but his final cut was famously compromised. In 2004, Anchor Bay released a DVD that included a rough "workprint," ostensibly truer to the director's original vision.

I remain elated by all the new Ludlum movies in development. I just hope that some of them actually get made! (Especially The Matarese Circle with Denzel Washington.)

Sep 16, 2008

See Sean Connery Live In Hollywood!

Sir Sean Connery will make a rare Los Angeles public appearance on Wednesday, October 1, introducing his classic 1975 film The Man Who Would Be King in the Cinerama Dome at the Arclight in Hollywood as part of the "AFI Night At the Movies." Tickets were meant to go on sale tomorrow, but they're actually already on sale now, for $25... and going very quickly! Spy fans have another choice that night, too; Mike Meyers will present the original Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery in a different Arclight theater simultaneously.

Read more on the AFI website.
New Spy DVDs Out This Week: Chuck & Chan

Today sees the release of a couple of box sets of note to spy fans. First up, Warner Home Video delivers Chuck: The Complete First Season. I dig Chuck. It's a good blend of spy adventure and ample doses of comedy, plus a dab of soap opera, from The OC creator Josh Schwartz. It's also one of the few new shows to debut last year whose return I'm actually looking forward to! (Along with Pushing Daisies.) Adam Baldwin steals the show as NSA agent John Casey, but leads Zachary Levi and gorgeous Yvonne Strahovski are also appealing. The concept contrives a way to have a trio (if you count the hapless title character) of spies stuck in a mini-mall, which is pretty brilliant. James Bond meets Clerks. In addition to the thirteen Season One episodes (remember, the debut season was truncated thanks to the writers' strike), extras include deleted (er, declassified) scenes, the featurettes "Chuck On Chuck" (series stars join creators for some point/counterpoint) and "Chuck's World" (character development and original casting sessions), "Chuck vs. the Chuckles" (gag reel) and "Chuck's Online World" (a gallery of web-originated mini-featurettes).

Fox, meanwhile, unleashes the last of their excellent Charlie Chan collections, Volume 5. This one includes a whopping seven titles, rounding out star Sidney Toler's Chan movies at Fox. Amidst those titles are a couple of spy flicks: Murder Over New York and the excellent Charlie Chan In Panama (both 1940). The former finds Charlie taking on aircraft saboteurs in Manhattan, and basically uses a timely spy/saboteur plotline to drape a traditional Chan mystery on top of (with some very original twists). The latter is a full-on spy movie, moreso than any other Chan adventure. Charlie is working undercover for the American government in Panama, determined to keep foreign agents from doing harm to the U.S. fleet. The rest of the movies are all typical, high-quality Charlie Chan mysteries, guaranteed to please fans of the series. John Cork contributes only one documentary this time, but it's a good one! Read my review of the fantastic Volume 4 here.
24: Redemption Cover Art

Fox has provided the DVD cover art for this fall's two-hour 24 TV movie, Redemption (formerly titled Exile). The disc (containing a longer "creator's cut") hits November 25, two days after the movie airs on Fox.

Sep 15, 2008

Tradecraft: xXx Returns

Variety reports that Columbia is interested in reviving their xXx franchise after Lee Tamahori did his best to kill it off, as he had tried with Bond before. Vin Diesel, who once thought himself too good for sequels, has apparently changed his mind. It seems he's looking to follow up his return to the world of The Fast and the Furious (another franchise whose initial sequels he skipped out on) by reprising his xXx role as extreme athlete-cum-spy (still the single most ridiculous spy premise I've ever heard--which isn't necessarily an insult) Xander Cage. This despite the fact that Cage had been unceremoniously killed off in a special feature on the "special edition" of the first movie in order to make way for the new, "even more extreme" xXx embodied by Ice Cube in the dismal sequel! Rob Cohen, director of the first movie, has also agreed to return. I just hope they get Asia Argento back as well. I didn't care for either of the first two xXx films, but that doesn't mean I won't still fill a seat for another one. As you may have noticed, I'm a sucker for spy flicks in all their forms, and more of any of them can only be a good thing as far as I'm concerned.

DVD Review: For Your Height Only (1981)

DVD Review: For Your Height Only (1981)

By the late Seventies and early Eighties, low budget Bond knock-offs were not nearly so prevalent as they were in the 1960s. In fact, when Bondian spy conventions were employed at that point, they were usually employed as a convenient skeleton on which to drape another exploitation genre: kung fu (Enter the Dragon), blacksploitation (Mister Deathman), sexploitation (The Man From S.E.X.) or, in one instance, midgetsploitation. For Your Height Only and its sequel(s?)* are the only examples I’m aware of of that one, but I wouldn’t be surprised to learn there were others. You’ve got a pint-sized star who can pull off some fight moves and make people laugh: what’s the right vehicle for him? Why, a James Bond-type movie, of course!

Filipino star Weng Weng plays Agent 00, the world’s shortest secret agent. (Well, besides Danger Mouse, I guess, who bills himself as "the world’s smallest secret agent.") In the movie’s one endearing stroke of genius, that fact is never called attention to. 00 is taken for granted by his masters and his enemies alike. The good guys never even discuss his height, and the bad guys only mention it in a descriptive sense or occasional taunt. ("You’re really a miniature Bond. Only that’s in the movies. In real life, you die! [Evil laughter.]") Other than that (and one femme fatale who coos that she "likes ‘em little"), nobody calls attention to 00's height, and why should they? It’s attention-grabbing enough on its own, as is his perplexing comb-forward/pageboy haircut with its careful little curls.

Being a midget secret agent certainly has plenty of surprising advantages: the ability to hide in bushes and under pianos, being able to parachute from a tall building on an umbrella, and being able to sneak into rooms between the legs of a beautiful woman who’s distracting the bad guy inside. It also has its disadvantages, primarily being very conspicuous and easy to spot. (Especially with that hairdo!) And also being easy to pick up and carry off. Fortunately, and for our viewing pleasure, the filmmakers managed to foresee all of those pros and cons, and incorporate every one of them into this movie!
00's special moves including punching and kicking bad guys in the balls (many, many, many balls get punched and kicked in this movie) and propelling himself along floors at high speed. That one’s quite a feat, so it’s no wonder the producers opted to use it so many times. No matter how often we see it, the viewer is still as shocked as the bad guys to see a tiny white blur suddenly scoot out of nowhere and start shooting. I don’t know if they had to grease the floors for these stunts, or if white polyester is a slippery enough material on its own. (Agent 00 wears white polyester leisure suits whenever possible, looking just like a miniature John Travolta.) After one such scooting stunt, poor 00 conks his noggin on a wall, rubs his temple and laments, "Ow! My little head!" If that was in the script, it was probably a groaner, but Weng Weng manages to get laughs with it. If it was an ad-lib (which is possible, since it looks accidental), it’s brilliant. (It's also brilliant if it came about in the dubbing, but I'd rather credit the joke to Weng Weng.)
The fights are the number one thing going for this movie, and one of two primary reasons to see it. (I'll get to the other one, er, shortly.) Besides his two signature moves, Weng Weng is a pretty impressive martial artist, and it’s certainly an interesting sight to watch him take on whole gangs of enemies, literally running circles around them, and flinging himself at his opponents. One henchman complains (after having the old scoot-along-the-floor maneuver pulled on him), "The little man has done it again. He’s made a monkey out of the forces of evil. He’s as slippery as an eel. How do you hold onto an eel?" A second reiterates his thoughts, exclaiming, "To be beaten by a lousy eel!" whilst making an appropriate "beaten by a lousy eel" gesture. The action scenes are basically lots of variations on the same general fight (like I say, the little guy has pretty good moves); the best version takes place in a disco where 00 fights to the beat of the music. And, if you stick with the movie long enough, you will be rewarded with a little person-vs.-big person samurai sword fight.

What’s the plot? Just your basic kidnapped scientist plot, one that will be familiar to anyone who’s sat through a few Eurospy flicks. The film’s worldview is refreshingly simplistic. A bad guy declares early on, "The forces of good are our sworn enemy! I repeat [he doesn’t, actually], we have to exterminate them... and I mean lethally!" So now you know just where everyone stands.

The story beats parody or parrot Bond beats at all the right moments, usually (astonishingly!) to the actual James Bond musical beats! (The score is a bold array of direct lifts of "The James Bond Theme" and an instrumental version of "For Your Eyes Only," repeated ad nauseam.) When the plot calls for it, 00 reports to a boss to get his mission and his gadgets. (Economically, M and Q are combined into one person.) He’s given a ring that "can detect all poisons," apparently because "it’s made out of gold, not platinum." And he’s given a pen.

"Your pen," says his wannabe Q. "It looks ordinary, but it’s specially built." Well, that’s helpful! I may be wrong, but I don’t think we ever do find out what’s special about his pen. Perhaps it's engraved with 00's code number? Like all 007 clones (and even, finally, Bond himself at one of his lowest points, gadget-wise), 00 is also equipped with X-ray glasses that make women appear nude, but don’t actually see through machinery or desks or anything. Yes, we get the requisite lascivious grinning when 00 first tries them on. Later, they demonstrate the additional capability of seeing through curtains, and making men appear nude: three ugly, sweaty, butt-naked assassins clutching guns, completely unaware that Weng Weng can see them.

00's epicurean tastes are not quite Bond’s (he takes a woman to a place called "Food Fiesta," so labeled with a gaudy, light-up sign), but his resourcefulness is. In one of his more inspired moments, 00 elicits in-fighting amongst enemy guards by hiding under a counter and kicking each one in the shin, making them each think the others are doing it.

The best bit of resourcefulness–and best gadget–comes as 00 makes for "Hidden Island," the secret island hideout of chief baddie Mr. Giant. Whether or not Mr. Giant also turns out to be vertically challenged I’ll not reveal, though fans of Get Smart’s Mr. Big (or people who have ever seen a movie) should have little trouble making their own predictions on the matter. (Okay, yes, he is! And they wrestle each other and 00 kicks him in the balls. Did you see that coming?) Anyway, to get to the island, 00 straps a tiny rocket pack on his back and–with a look of genuine concern as obvious as the strings holding him up–jets across the rocky terrain. That’s the movie’s money shot, the scene we’ve all been waiting for and, naturally, the second main reason to see the movie at all. It may be exploitative, it may be a cheap gag, but cheap or not, it makes a great visual. Once he gets to Hidden Island, the aforementioned wrestling takes place, there’s more fighting after that, more ball-punching, and it all culminates in an uncharacteristic, out-of-nowhere downbeat ending.
Would there be anything to recommend about For Your Height Only if it didn’t star a little person? Well, no, but then... that’s its raison d’etre, so what’s the point in picking apart the production values of a movie so low budget that nobody notices–or, at least, nobody bothers another take–when a mosquito interrupts a shot by flying directly in front of the lens? Ultimately, either you’re the sort of person who would watch a movie about a midget secret agent or you’re not. Whether or not you actually like it is irrelevant. If you are that sort of person, then what are you waiting for?

For Your Height Only is presented on DVD as a double feature with Challenge of the Tiger, a martial arts cheapie from the same producer starring Bruce Le with one E. For Your Height Only is pan-and-scan but fairly decent for this sort of thing; Challenge of the Tiger is a surprisingly good widescreen transfer. Challenge of the Tiger appears to be espionage-related itself, and co-stars Sixties Eurospy star Richard Harrison.

For more Weng Weng spy madness, read my review of The Impossible Kid here.

*The IMDB lists two follow-ups to For Your Height Only: Agent 00 and The Impossible Kid. I was under the impression that Agent 00 was merely an alternate title for For Your Height Only, and the scant details offered on the IMDB (including the same release year) aren't enough to convince me otherwise.
3D James Bond Soundtracks?

Anyone who's recently perused the James Bond section of their local record store (that is, if they're lucky enough to have a local record store anymore, and if that local record store is cool enough to have a James Bond section) may have noticed some fancy new stickers on the Bond soundtracks. The stickers proclaim them to offer "Limited Edition 3D Packaging!" Problem is... there doesn't seem to be anything remotely 3D about the CD covers, which appear to be exactly the same as the last reissue, when six titles were remastered and expanded. Track listings also appear the same, so no one needs to plan any re-buying. In other words, everything's exactly the same. Except that sticker! So what's the story with the stickers? Are there supposed to be new 3D versions out there? Are they hidden inside the packaging? Was it an error on the part of the record label that they're not actually included? Or was the error putting the stickers on there in the first place? If anyone has actually seen a 3D James Bond soundtrack CD, please let me know!

UPDATE: Well, that didn't take long! Reader Delmo has commented below, pointing the direction to a year-old thread on the subject on the CommanderBond.net forums. Apparently these discs have been in stores longer than I thought. Anyway, someone on the thread got to the bottom of the situation and concluded that the stickers were erroneously affixed to a number of EMI releases, including the Bond scores. This does, of course, contravene my own previous contention that collectors needn't worry about re-buying the discs! Some soundtrack completists will no doubt want to track down the CDs with the erroneous stickers, owing to the rarity of the error!

Sep 12, 2008

More MI-5 In January

Like clockwork, BBC and Warner Bros. have announced another season of MI-5 (or Spooks as its known in the UK) for release in January. This one will be Season 6, or "Volume 6" as they're calling it. Meanwhile, England is heading into Season 7 on TV, which starts airing in October. I wish we could catch up just a little bit, and maybe get two seasons in one year! According to TVShowsOnDVD, Volume 6 contains ten episodes plus the usual assortment of commentaries, cast interviews and Miranda Raison's behind-the-scenes video diaries. Retail is still steep, at $79.98 (though Amazon, of course, offers it at a substantial discount), and the set hits stores January 20, 2009. As with the last several seasons, this will be on DVD before the episodes air on BBC America, and that's a good thing, because on DVD is how you want to watch this series. BBC America chops the episodes up to the point of incomprehensibility in order to fit in commercials, to the point that it's not even worth watching on TV. On DVD, however, it's usually a must-see!

Read my review of MI-5: Volume 1
Read my review of MI-5: Volume 2
Read my review of MI-5: Volume 3
Read my review of MI-5: Volume 4
Read my review of MI-5: Volume 5
More ITC Music From Network: Danger Man

Hot on the heels of the news that Screen Archives in the USA was stocking their Department S soundtrack set comes some exciting new ITC soundtrack news from the UK's Network DVD! On September 28, they'll be releasing a collection of music from the original half-hour series of Danger Man, starring Patrick McGoohan. This one's only two discs, but according to the company, that's enough to compile all the existing pieces of original music commissioned by composer Edwin Astley for the series! That's over ninety tracks. Network boasts that this music was "never previously released" and is all "compiled from the original master tapes." Furthermore, there will once again be extensive liner notes from the Ubiquitous Mr. Pixley. (Andrew Pixley, that is, the eminently readable expert on all things ITC.) I know I was just blathering about how awesome Network is only yesterday, but this really is fantastic news that they're continuing this series of ITC soundtrack archeology. There's hope yet that they may continue on to The Saint and (dare I say it?) The Persuaders!

Read my full review of Danger Man and its subsequent hour-long incarnation, known in the US as Secret Agent, here.

Sep 11, 2008

Department S Soundtrack Now Available From Screen Archives

Network's impressive three-disc soundtrack package for Department S is now easily available to North American customers at Screen Archives. Their website also includes a full tracklisting of all the 180+ Edwin Astley tracks, which I don't think Network has done on their own site. The set, which comes with an extensive booklet of liner notes by noted ITC authority Andrew Pixley (his notes are usually worth the price of admission alone!) costs $45.95, so it works out to be cheaper than importing it directly from Network. Screen Archives is also offering previous Network ITC soundtrack releases, including The Prisoner, Man In A Suitcase and Randall & Hopkirk, Deceased.
Jack White Scores James Bond Coke Zero Ad
Watch It Online Now!

Wow, this is awesome. I'm not someone who screams, "James Bond sold out" (come on; Bond's been tied to brand names since Ian Fleming!); I'm someone who buys products that tie their advertising into James Bond! If I drank Coke at all, I would switch to Coke Zero today. CBN points the way to an article in The Guardian about the first animated spot from the previously announced James Bond Coke Zero campaign. It's a fantastic ad, done in the style of Danny Kleinman's Casino Royale opening titles (I wonder if Kleinman directed it?) with significant nods to the Vanquish chase in Die Another Day. There's all sorts of fantastic 007 iconography here, as well as our first chance to hear Jack White James Bond music. That's right, the White Stripes frontman (who wrote the title song for Quantum of Solace) did the instrumental scoring this commercial, including his own arrangement of The James Bond Theme! I really, really, really hope Coke makes this music available as a download! You can watch the whole video at The Guardian.

Sep 10, 2008

Tradecraft: More 24 Trouble

Variety reports still more chaos on the set of 24's seventh season, which has been plagued with problems for two years now. "Production will shut down for more than two weeks on the show as of Sept. 15," the trade reports, adding that the "decision to take a breather came after exec producer Howard Gordon expressed displeasure with the direction of the season’s final six episodes. The show’s creatives will take the time off to rethink its ultimate direction and rewrite scripts; 20th [Century Fox TV] said production should resume by Oct. 9."

This is the latest blow to the ill-fated season, which comes after a series of other disasters:

The season was originally scheduled to go into production in July of 2007, shooting from an outline that called for half the season to take place (and shoot) in Africa. Fox executives reportedly put the kibosh on the African shoot for cost reasons.

It was retooled,
then scheduled to begin shooting on August 27, 2007, but was delayed again until September 10 so that the writers could complete enough scripts for the new season-long plot.

In late September, however, star Kiefer Sutherland
was arrested for DUI, and faced jail time, since this was a violation of his five-year probation. At the time, The Hollywood Reporter said that the show faced an "uncertain future."

The prophecy proved true, since
the Writers' Guild went on strike in November, forcing production to shut down. This did, however, afford Sutherland an opportunity to serve his jail sentence without missing any work. As the strike continued into January, 2008 (when the season was set to begin airing), Fox decided to push the entire seventh season a whole year rather than broadcast the eight finished episodes and risk a lengthy interruption in the real-time drama.

By February, longtime showrunner and co-creator Joel Surnow had had enough.
He decided to exit the series with the expiration of his contract with Fox, leaving Howard Gordon (who'd already been running the day-to-day operations for a while) to take over.

The following month, Africa was back on the table when it was decided that
Jack Bauer would return in a two-hour TV movie in the fall, which would serve as a prequel to Season 7 and a reminder to audiences that 24 still existed. The movie would take place in Africa.

The producers worked out a way to salvage the eight episodes that had been shot in 2007 and re-incorporate the original African angle while taking the whole season in a new direction. Now, with
this latest delay, it appears to have shifted course once more.

On the plus side, Variety notes this week that, "Kiefer Sutherland and company have the luxury of going dark because the show is already far ahead of schedule, the studio said. That’s because the studio and network decided to preempt 24 last year and push its seventh season to January... Eight episodes had already been produced when the WGA strike put a halt to the season, and the decision was made to push the season a year. That gave scribes a jump on this year -- and an opportunity to rethink the season’s storylines." So perhaps all the delays will benefit the show after all! I like Variety's refreshingly "glass is half full" view. Will the resulting season, two years in the making, prove disastrous, or a welcome return to form for the series? We'll find out in January... (Fingers crossed.)
Quantum Fringe Spot

CommanderBond.Net has the Quantum of Solace spot that aired during Fringe last night. Fringe was pretty good, by the way, for those who missed it--but the best part was still this ad! That's not a reflection on Alias creator J.J. Abrams' new show; it's a testament to the sheer, unadulterated awesomeness of Quantum of Solace's advertising campaign...
By Royal Command: Judging A Book By Its Cover

Less than a week after it came out, I received my copy of Charlie Higson’s latest James Bond novel yesterday from Amazon.co.uk. (Not bad!) Never mind the story; I haven’t had a chance to get very far into it yet. As always, I’m going to start out by examining the book itself. By doing exactly what the adage warns against: judging it by its cover. Physically, By Royal Command is one satisfying book! I like this cover design even better than the shiny gold one for the last Young Bond, Hurricane Gold.

There is no dust jacket. Looking at pictures of it, I had imagined the book’s boards themselves to be faux leather, I guess because of how the shiny silver photographs. That would have been really cool (and would be a great idea for the eventual limited edition, assuming there is one), but what we do get is also cool. Like Hurricane Gold, the cover is glossy and shiny. Best of all, the striking silver, red and black Union Jack–as well as the Young Bond target design and some of the text–is embossed. It’s a pleasure to run your fingers across the cover and feel the subtle depressions.

The boards are also quite thick, and very sturdy, lending a truly satisfying heft to the book as a whole despite being printed on the same rough, lighter weight paper as all the Young Bonds. This time, though, that paper is the ideal choice, perfectly accented by blood-red page edges, like a Hymnal. For some reason, colored page edges have gone out of fashion, but By Royal Command is a welcome throwback. It reminds me of books I had to read for school–read by countless other students before me. Of the stacks I used to arrange so carefully when I worked summers in the best used bookstore in New England. It is the highest compliment when I say that By Royal Command will make a fantastic used book one day. I know there must be other bibliophiles out there who understand that it’s a good thing when I say I can smell the must already. This is the kind of volume that just touching it, thumbing through its scarlet-edged pages brings all the scents of all the wonderful used bookstores I’ve ever frequented flooding over me. All thanks to those wonderful red edges!

There are also red end papers adorned with a repeating Young Bond logo motif (not as striking as the glossy red poppy end papers of the UK Devil May Care, but still neat), and sparkly red faux stitching at the top and bottom of the inside spine–another nice touch. This volume clocks in at 354 pages, followed by acknowledgements (including one to The Young Bond Dossier’s John Cox–congratulations, John!) and advertisements for the SilverFin graphic novel and the Young Bond online game.

Like I say, I haven’t read it yet. The story may be rubbish, though judging from what Higson has delivered before, I highly doubt it. But from a purely tactile standpoint, this may be my favorite Bond book ever! It’s much, much more satisfying than the lightweight, cheap-feeling Devil May Care first edition, and also more satisfying than the pricey but discouragingly featherweight Higson limited editions. I just love picking it up! I keep doing that, weighing it in my hands. I know most of you probably think me certifiable after reading this post, but I also know that there are some readers and collectors who know exactly what I’m talking about. And if you’re one of them, with even the slightest interest in James Bond, this is a first edition worth tracking down! (Although it will be even more rewarding to track down amidst the musty stacks of an overstuffed used bookstore on some winding country road in twenty years...)

Sep 9, 2008

New Quantum Of Solace Trailer

It's here! The eagerly-anticipated new trailer for Quantum of Solace, the twenty-second James Bond movie... and it's everything I could hope for! It looks like the ideal blend of Casino Royale and Classic Bond. And, rather surprisingly, but hopefully setting the tone for a very smart movie, it focuses more on plot and character than on the action. Though what action is shown (mostly in the last thirty seconds) looks amazing, and very Bondian. This movie looks great! November 14 can't come soon enough...
Arabesque Coming To DVD In USA!

Probably the most sought-after mainstream Sixties spy movie still not on Region 1 DVD finally will be this fall, thanks to Universal--and for some reason they seem intent on keeping it a secret. The Amazon listing for The Gregory Peck Collection reveals only that such a collection exists, and that it's coming out November 4 at a list price of $59.99, and the studio still hasn't issued a press release for it. But ClassicFlix somehow dug up more--including cover art and titles. Among them? You guessed it, Arabesque! Sadly, as of now it looks like this terrific title won't be available on its own, so we get that lame, tame collection artwork instead of the truly awesome Robert McGinnis poster art. Oh well, I'll still be happy just to have Stanley Donen's fantastic mod 1966 follow-up to Charade. Try as it might, Arabesque doesn't quite recapture that particular magic, but the story of a college professor caught up in psychedelic intrigue involving a beautiful spy and Middle Eastern politics is still plenty of fun, and I'm very much looking forward to seeing it again.

Sep 8, 2008

Random Intelligence Dispatches For September 8, 2008

Trying to catch up on a few stories from last week...

Bond Repackaged

Commander Bond.Net reported that in addition to the new Blu-Ray Bonds, the entire Bond back catalog will be reissued on regular old DVD this fall in the UK. The covers are much better than the most recent wave of Ultimate Edition covers... though still leave a lot to be desired. Why can't MGM just leave the Photoshopping alone and use some of that excellent poster art in their archives? For some reason, despite having some of the best theatrical poster art of all time, Octopussy always loses out the worst with the video and DVD covers. The new wave is no exception, although even that is better than the last one! CBN follows up that story today with news that at least the Bonds will be getting re-jacketed in America, too. All content remains the same as the last release, so there's no reason to rebuy.

24 Title Redeemed

Fox sent out a press release announcing the the title of the upcoming 24 TV movie, the prequel to January's Season 7, has undergone a title change. Ditching its former moniker, Exile, the movie now boasts the uncharacteristically hopeful title, 24: Redemption. It airs on Fox November 23 and hits DVD two days later.

Double O Fashion

American reality series Project Runway, a competition for aspiring fashion designers, finally challenged its contestants to design a spy dress in last week's episode, "Double O Fashion." Unfortunately, they didn't base the competition on Sixties Bond fashion, which would have been great (and could make a terrific tie-in with Quantum of Solace, if a minor Bond Girl were to wear the winning dress at a premiere or something... oh well), but instead on glamorous 1940s spywear, as typified by Marlene Dietrich in A Foreign Affair. That's a good look too, but most of the designers didn't seem to get it. My friend Liz has a full write-up on the episode at her Project Runway blog. A viewer poll during a commercial break asked the audience to vote on what host Heidi Klum's spy name should be, and they dubbed the Teutonic beauty "Venus Schnitzel"... perhaps forgetting that she's actually been a Bond Girl already with the rather mundane name Katya Nadanova.

Len Deighton Site

There's a new spy website out there aiming to fill a conspicuous void on the Internet... The Deighton Dossier aims to be the one-stop source for all things related to the Ipcress File author, and it's off to a great start! Check it out.

Bond Cars On DVD

A new DVD, The Cars of James Bond, available in Australia on October 23. EZYDVD have the artwork, which David Foster passed along. Curiously, the cover appears to picture toy Bond cars rather than the real thing, along with a publicity still of Craig with the Aston Martin DBS from Casino Royale. Is the documentary about the toys? That would be cool, but it doesn't appear so. According to the copy, "Second only to the sleek lines of the Bond girls, the British secret agent's cars have been an essential part in making the most successful movie franchises of all time. Starting with the Aston Martin DB5 from Goldfinger, our documentary chronologically details the history of the James Bond film cars, including Bentley, Aston Martin, Lotus, Jaguar and Ford with manufacturer interviews and rare archive footage from building and testing." Well, that sounds pretty cool too! I hope this becomes available in the US eventually; the price tag on the import is a little steep...

Sep 5, 2008

Get Smart Complete Series DVD For The Masses!

Following HBO Home Video's bare bones release of Get Smart: Season 1 last month, TVShowsOnDVD has managed to confirm what The Digital Bits reported back in June: the twenty-five disc Get Smart - The Complete Series, "identical in box style and content (including all bonus material) to TimeLife's version," will be available from retailers in time for the holidays! The set (neatly housed in phone booth packaging) has been available for almost two years exclusively from TimeLife's website. It will still cost $199.95 (but for 138 episodes and over nine hours of bonus material, you get your money's worth), but consumers will now be able to benefit from the deep discounts frequently applied by popular online retailers like Amazon or DeepDiscount. Already anticipating this, TimeLife themselves are currently offering the set at a 25% discount with the coupon code "GETSMART."
Tradecraft For September 5, 2008: Bond On Coke & De Niro Emerges From Darkness

Bond On Coke

Variety reports that the latest promotional partner for 007 is Zero... Coke Zero. This will be the first time Coca-Cola has sponsored a Bond movie. Although the superspy himself generally prefers shaken martinis, 7Up has traditionally been the soda of choice for those around him. (Remember that giant billboard in Moonraker?) "While the beverage will appear in scenes in the film, Daniel Craig ... will not be seen downing a can or bottle of Coke Zero in Quantum of Solace," the trade promises. (Phew!) "However, the actor's silhouette as the character will be used in ads set to bow later this month." CommanderBond.Net links to a story with pictures of the nifty, limited edition bottles featuring that silhouette. MI6.co.uk quotes another, uncredited story suggesting that these might be exclusively available at UK department store Harrods, but Variety says that the "product will even be redesigned in 20 countries with Coke Zero rebranded as 'Zero Zero 7.'" So maybe the bottles will turn up in other countries as well. The trade goes on, "Coke plans to promote the film and beverage in 40 countries with traditional print, in-store, online and mobile ads, as well as 30- and 60-second animated spots to air on TV and in theaters." Those animated spots sound potentially neat! Furthermore, "an exclusive partnership with Activision will also offer consumers an opportunity to download a free demo of the upcoming videogame [Quantum of Solace] from the Coke Zero website, in an effort to offer original content." So this sounds like a pretty big promotion.

DeNiro Emerges From Darkness

Variety reports that Robert De Niro has quit Casino Royale director Martin Campbell's bigscreen remake of his own 1985 UK miniseries Edge of Darkness. It's too bad, because I thought that De Niro was perfectly cast in the Joe Don Baker role of mysterious CIA operative Darius Jedburgh. (Although I've heard the part has been changed to an NSA operative, as often happens these days.) De Niro had only been on the set for less than a week. The movie, starring Mel Gibson in the role originated on TV by the great Bob Peck, has been shooting in Massachusetts since August 18. According to the trade, a spokesman for De Niro explained, "Sometimes things don't work out; it's called creative differences." Campbell plans to shoot around De Niro's character's scenes until a replacement can be found. (I nominate Jeff Bridges.)

Sep 4, 2008

George Lazenby In New Documentary

Aintitcool has the trailer for a new George Lazenby movie! Well, make that a movie with George Lazenby in it... a documentary about the Australian film industry in the 70s and 80s called Not Quite Hollywood. It covers a ton of insane Aussie exploitation films and the insane people who made them. Included on the Ozploitation roster is Lazenby's The Man From Hong Kong (1975); I wouldn't be surprised if Stoner (1974) and maybe some of his other action films of the era turned up as well. Lazenby appears in some amazingly-remastered clips, as well as in a brief snippet from a new, on-camera interview, but Quentin Tarantino dominates the proceedings in the trailer, as he does most things related in any way to cult cinema. (And I wouldn't have it any other way.)